Post by Solomon Moon on Jan 24, 2019 4:24:15 GMT
"Can you believe these people spend years learning how to do this shit?" Sol's saturnine escort snorted scornfully as he peered quizzically at what to all appearances seemed to be a perfectly blank canvas hung on the museum wall, "I don't know what is a bigger waste of time, painting this garbage, or us coming here to look at it."
Sol ignored Captain Carmine's characteristic complaining, as his own golden eye slid down to take in the title of this peculiar piece. "Hare in a Blizzard", it read. The grim lordling puzzled that over in his mind, gaze bouncing back and forth between the engraved plaque and the canvas whose only evidence of not indeed being blank was the texture of brush strokes standing out in the dried paint. His escort continued to complain, loudly critiquing a work clearly beyond his ability to comprehend. For his part, Sol wasn't certain what meaning he was meant to take from the obviously deliberate attempt at obscurity, other than perhaps the search for meaning in this piece was something akin to attempting to locate the titular hare in it's field of falling snow. That conclusion seemed disappointing, and Sol wondered if Carmine's irritation might have something to do with the fact that he'd reached the same answer.
"It must be important to someone." Sol replied, his voice a husky echo in the broad gallery, "Vale fought a war to defend their right to this so-called "waste of time"."
"It doesn't make sense." Carmine continued, thrusting a finger at the offending display, "How can anyone spend so much time and money on something you can't eat, drink, or fuck? If it weren't for the mountains surrounding this pit of weaklings the lot of them would be dead within a year. It's obscene, how many good Atlesian men died so that these Valanese could keep smearing shit on their walls instead of doing something useful?"
Sol didn't respond. Indeed he'd frequently pondered the cost of the Great War and the ideals over which it had been waged, but it was clear that Carmine, like a good Atlesian soldier, didn't have time for any pursuit that wasn't of direct benefit to the nation.
"If this was a portrait of the Supreme Chancellor you would be praising the craftsmanship." Sol replied, finally at the limit of his tolerance for his escort's belligerence, words delivered like an icy spear carried into the belly of a foe, "And mind your language, we are representatives of the Fatherland, and your conduct shames us."
"That's only if you think a man with a brush and dyes can do a better job than a camera. Perhaps we should sell all our TO4Ds and go back to riding horses." Carmine muttered sulkily as he averted his gaze from the art which had so fascinated his commander.
Sol tolerated Carmine having the last word if it meant he would finally be quiet. He'd only allowed the nominal bodyguard to come because he thought that the lean soldier would spend visit to Vale's Museum of the Fine Arts in bored silence. As it stood now, the pale lordling would have welcomed the company of just about anyone else.
At least he himself was a suitable and respectable example of his homeland, at least in appearance. Standing up straight in his navy blue waistcoat over a red silk shirt and white gloves, the only evidence of his military career was the braid that looped over his right shoulder and the shin high jackboots into which his parade pants were neatly tucked. Sol's hair was tied back, save for his fringe which was tastefully hung across the featureless black leather of his eye patch. Carmine in contrast wore the very same uniform he had worn to inspection that morning, replete with medals, and a stiffly pressed officer's jacket, and his service helmet tucked beneath one arm while his other hand rested on the hilt of his saber. While also a fine example of the Atlesian ideal, Sol feared that Carmine's aggressively military aesthetic would draw the wrong kind of attention.
Sol ignored Captain Carmine's characteristic complaining, as his own golden eye slid down to take in the title of this peculiar piece. "Hare in a Blizzard", it read. The grim lordling puzzled that over in his mind, gaze bouncing back and forth between the engraved plaque and the canvas whose only evidence of not indeed being blank was the texture of brush strokes standing out in the dried paint. His escort continued to complain, loudly critiquing a work clearly beyond his ability to comprehend. For his part, Sol wasn't certain what meaning he was meant to take from the obviously deliberate attempt at obscurity, other than perhaps the search for meaning in this piece was something akin to attempting to locate the titular hare in it's field of falling snow. That conclusion seemed disappointing, and Sol wondered if Carmine's irritation might have something to do with the fact that he'd reached the same answer.
"It must be important to someone." Sol replied, his voice a husky echo in the broad gallery, "Vale fought a war to defend their right to this so-called "waste of time"."
"It doesn't make sense." Carmine continued, thrusting a finger at the offending display, "How can anyone spend so much time and money on something you can't eat, drink, or fuck? If it weren't for the mountains surrounding this pit of weaklings the lot of them would be dead within a year. It's obscene, how many good Atlesian men died so that these Valanese could keep smearing shit on their walls instead of doing something useful?"
Sol didn't respond. Indeed he'd frequently pondered the cost of the Great War and the ideals over which it had been waged, but it was clear that Carmine, like a good Atlesian soldier, didn't have time for any pursuit that wasn't of direct benefit to the nation.
"If this was a portrait of the Supreme Chancellor you would be praising the craftsmanship." Sol replied, finally at the limit of his tolerance for his escort's belligerence, words delivered like an icy spear carried into the belly of a foe, "And mind your language, we are representatives of the Fatherland, and your conduct shames us."
"That's only if you think a man with a brush and dyes can do a better job than a camera. Perhaps we should sell all our TO4Ds and go back to riding horses." Carmine muttered sulkily as he averted his gaze from the art which had so fascinated his commander.
Sol tolerated Carmine having the last word if it meant he would finally be quiet. He'd only allowed the nominal bodyguard to come because he thought that the lean soldier would spend visit to Vale's Museum of the Fine Arts in bored silence. As it stood now, the pale lordling would have welcomed the company of just about anyone else.
At least he himself was a suitable and respectable example of his homeland, at least in appearance. Standing up straight in his navy blue waistcoat over a red silk shirt and white gloves, the only evidence of his military career was the braid that looped over his right shoulder and the shin high jackboots into which his parade pants were neatly tucked. Sol's hair was tied back, save for his fringe which was tastefully hung across the featureless black leather of his eye patch. Carmine in contrast wore the very same uniform he had worn to inspection that morning, replete with medals, and a stiffly pressed officer's jacket, and his service helmet tucked beneath one arm while his other hand rested on the hilt of his saber. While also a fine example of the Atlesian ideal, Sol feared that Carmine's aggressively military aesthetic would draw the wrong kind of attention.